I didn't think I'd see a film as bad The Dark Knight or M. Night Shyamalan’s career ending The Happening this year until I saw Pixar's latest disaster Wall.E...it may end up taking the top spot on my 10 worst films of the year list...The first 45 minutes of the Wall.E have no dialogue with the exception of two retarded robots calling out eachother's names...the next 45 minutes are also dialogue free...and the last 30 minutes contain more self indulgent crap than a Barack Obama speech...Wall.E is a 120 minute long kids move...except that it's not a kids movie...kids have 5 minute attention spans...Wall.E's aimed at comic book collecting fanboy nerds who are already hailing it a cult classic...and the critics loved it too despite the fact that everyone in the film is animated with the exception of the President who's live action...mission accomplished Pixar...
Wall.E's a polarizing film and will screw up your children for life if they watch it...it's as if Stanley Kubrick rose from the grave to give us one more fuck you before dropping dead from having anal sex with Nicole Kidman while shooting Eyes Wide Shut (sourced)...
there's no way anyone would like the film if they watched it objectively...the problem is that Pixar has reached the point in the marketing spectrum where they can do no wrong...everything they produce is genius...like Apple, Google, or Daniel Boulud...people stop asking themselves if the end product is actually good because society's already made the decision for them...
well here's the real scoop...Pixar films are garbage...all of them...take any Pixar film and make it live action and it would suck...now take the Iron Giant and make it a live action film and it would rule...case closed...if you're an adult male who enjoys Pixar movies you are more than likely a homosexual...
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You're like Lamotta. Comeback, after comeback. Brilliant!
Gay pixar film...your thoughts?
you are gay and you don't like pixar film, so technically your final conclusion is faulty
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If there has ever been a post that was more just some idiot saying something controversial just to get his hit-count up, I can't think of it. If you truly think this, you're an idiot and everyone's aware of it. If you do not truly believe this, you're an idiot and everyone's aware of it. Either way, another moron exposed, thank you for doing it for us!
^^^ lol @ the upset Wall-E fanboy...
Wall-E was obviously gay himself as well... the entire movie was just gay liberal propaganda, and only Khoee can tell it like it is... I am throwing money at monitor right now in appreciation, the blog is back... mercifully...
Midgard is a complete retard. Talk about a blog troll - he just grabs some urls before anyone else and posts some slightly relevant crap. Then he asked for donations???
That's like driving the double douche bus.
Khoee just doesn't understand shit like that.
The movie takes place hella long into the future where there's no more life on Earth. The last human beings are on a cruise ship in space where they've been living for 700 years and eventually forgot what Earth is.
The topic is something that Steven Spielburg would probably do (Like AI), except Pixar took this idea and tried to make a complicated storyline into a kids movie. Hence, people like Khoee not understanding shit in the movie because he thought it would be a kids film instead of some future sci-fi shit.
You actually have to think to enjoy that movie.
Hyphy's explaining the movie??? Dude we get it, it doesn't require much thinking. Though I guess it was over your head. The lame movie is about pollution (message for the kids to "GO GREEN") and retarded robot-love.
Don't even bring up AI. The worse movie ever. That scary Haley Joel Omelet kid as a robot with an Oedipal Complex. That's freakier than robot love.
yfg
But then again, I've seen Kung-Fu Panda 24 times.
Anon
Yeah I know what you mean. But what I meant when I say it might be complicated is that a lot of people don't get what's going on in the beginning, and there's a lot of "why the hell are the humans fat? omg this movie is making fun of fat people!" type of comments.
And yes, AI was somewhat of a bad movie but it kind of relates to Wall-E since both movies have to do with robots hella in the future.
Go Warriors!
Wall-E was about trash
"(sourced)" - favorite line of year so far! - and its got legs
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