Lowell Cohn of the Santa Rosa Press Democrat confirmed today what I've been saying for a week...that Monta Ellis' career is over...Ellis thought it was a good idea to ride a motorcycle after signing a $67m contract with the Warriors and crashed the bike tearing the deltoid ligament in his ankle and ending his NBA career after just 3 seasons...Ellis at first told the W's that he was injured working out but the snitches quickly came out of the shadows to tell the press exactly what happened...none of that matters...what's done is done...what does matter is what this means for Ellis and the Warriors...and I'm here to help sort it all out...Warriors: absolutely nothing...I've wanted the W's to trade Monta for over a year...Monta's ghetto and dumb...a lethal combo...it's ok to be smart and ghetto like Ocho Cinco or dumb and normal like Jason kidd but when you combine ghetto and dumb, bad things happen...Michael Vick / Carmelo Anthony bad...and it doesn't matter how talented you are...it's going to eventually blow up...you don't build teams around guys like that...that's why I'm glad this happened now...we can void the contract, tank the season, and build around Jrue and our frontline...Jrue's not ghetto...he's purebred and exotic...the paperwork to void Monta's contract has already been filed with Fenwick & West...
Ellis: Monta's made $1.9m in his 3 NBA seasons...all of it's gone...and he spent another $5m this summer, including $20k on the custom Ducati racer he crashed...he has no savings, no prospects, and owes the cheapest owner in pro sports $5m...I see foreclosures and bankruptcies in Monta's future followed by drugs, alcohol, crime, and death...we'll be talking about Old School in 10 years the same way we talk about Earl the Goat, Lenny Cooke, and Chris Washburn...it's for the best really...Rasheeda Jones has already lost his number...
7 comments:
Monta who?
Monta's dating Rasheeda? talk about punching above your weight!
took you long enough!
This would be funny, if it weren't so close to what is probably going to happen to him.
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But noo, bogut is being racist when he says people burn though their money quickly
I'd like to see your sources that his contract is going to be voided as well as that it was a motorcycle that he was riding. Other than that, it's pretty interesting. Like the writing style.
I do disagree with you about Carmelo Anthony being too ghetto and dumb. That DUI will blow by. I think a better example would be Zach Randolph type dumb and ghetto. He's a consistent 20/10 guy (one of the best big men to have on your team in fantasy or a sports game) but look what happened when he left the Trail Blazers and even without Oden all season. And now that D'Antoni is coaching the Knicks and they have a new GM, the first thing they do is try to get rid of him to prepare for the 2010 Free Agency.
At least you know that if Melo left the Nuggets there is no way they would improve and it's highly unlikely they stay the same team.
seriously, what an idiot
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