I recently saw the movie Juno have the following 2 comments:1. Juno sucks
2. Ellen Page is a cunt
Memo to Ellen Page: Sara Silverman and Parker Posey already have the 'I wear converse all-stars because I don’t care' market cornered…there’s room for more but you’re not pretty enough to pull it off…you need to carve out your own niche…your best bet is to pretend that you’re a lesbian and hope that Jeneane Garofalo's fans from the 90’s adopt you as their own…
you'll be tempted to date someone butch like Kimya Dawson…don't...go with someone lipstick and unknown instead...it's better that way…and dumb yourself down…don’t use big words in interviews…your success in the States is directly correlated to how dumb you are because you’re a woman…this is your only path to stardom and I came up with it in 5 minutes…imagine what I could do if I actually sat down to think about it and had access to story boards and hand puppets…or you could just go back to Canada…your move…
4 comments:
what do you mean "pretend" to be a lesbian? That chick is queerer than a $3 bill.
you're the cunt, cunt.
How can you say those things about Ellen Page. I loved the movie Juno, and I think Ellen Page is a very cool actress. Besides how can she be a lesbian when she sucks her fathers dick.
i think you guys are just really jelous of her success
its terrible that you can say such things about people you dont even know
then i guess it really is the only place you can say it, behind your computer screens because you would never say it in real life!
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